Paris, France - In a bizarre turn of events, a jewelry store in the heart of Paris fell victim to a unicorn attack yesterday. The mythical creature, known for its beauty and rarity, apparently had a taste for luxury and managed to steal a staggering 10 million euros worth of jewelry.
The incident occurred in broad daylight, leaving witnesses in a state of shock and disbelief. "I couldn't believe my eyes," said one onlooker. "I was just strolling down the street, minding my own business, when suddenly a unicorn burst through the doors of the jewelry store and started snatching up diamonds and pearls with its horn."
Authorities were quick to respond to the scene, but were at a loss as to how to apprehend the elusive unicorn. "We've dealt with our fair share of criminals in Paris, but a unicorn? That's a first," said Inspector Pierre Leblanc. "We tried to chase after it, but it was just too fast. And it had this magical sparkle in its eyes that made it impossible to resist."
News of the unicorn heist quickly spread throughout the city, with social media buzzing with memes and jokes about the incident. Some Parisians even took to the streets, wearing unicorn costumes and demanding justice for the stolen jewelry.
Meanwhile, the owner of the jewelry store, Monsieur Dupont, is devastated by the loss. "I've spent years building up my collection, and now it's all gone," he lamented. "Who would have thought that a mythical creature would have such expensive taste?"
As the search for the unicorn continues, authorities are urging Parisians to remain vigilant. "If you see a unicorn roaming the streets, do not approach it," warned Inspector Leblanc. "Instead, contact the police immediately. And if anyone tries to sell you a diamond-encrusted horn, please report it."
In the meantime, the unicorn remains at large, leaving Parisians to wonder when and where it will strike next. Will it target the Louvre and make off with the Mona Lisa? Only time will tell.
